"We Learn From History, That We Learn Nothing From History"
-Anonymous-

"Between Men and Women, Only Death Is Shared Equally"
-Anonymous-

"Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame."
-Laurence J. Peter-

"The best way to be boring is to leave nothing out."
-Voltaire-

"It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word."
-Andrew Jackson-

"It took me years to understand that words are often as important as experience, because words make experiences last."
-Willie Morris-

"Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?"
-Anonymous-

"The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true."
-Robert Oppenheimer-

"There are only two truly infinite things, the universe and stupidity. And I am unsure about the universe."
-Albert Einstein

"Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones."
-Anonymous-

"It takes two to speak truth -one to speak and another to hear."
-Henry David Thoreau-

"The difficulties of life are intended to make us better, not bitter."
-Anonymous-

"I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them."
-Mark Twain-

" The earth does not belong to us. We belong to the earth."
-American Indian Proverb-

"Strength lies not in defense but in attack."
-Hitler-

"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!"
-Zapata-

"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it!"
-Anonymous-

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."
-Chamfort-

"Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you
know how to tell the truth."
-Ed Howe-

"What we see depends mainly on what we look for."
-John Lubbock-

"He who has nothing to die for has nothing to live for."
-Moroccan Proverb-

"Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them almost
anything."
-Herb Gardner-

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain-

"So basically if I say fuck you, and you get fucked, its because of me?"
-Pifuckinglar-

"Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die."
-Herbert Hoover-

"Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so,too."
-Voltaire-

"You're an honest man and I'm a liar."
-Anonymous-

"Everyone enjoys looking at you. It gives everyone pleasure to see someone uglier than themselves."
-Anonymous-

"It's a commonly accepted truth that a rich bachelor needs a wife."
-Jane Austen-

"Everything which can be done anytime, will never be done."
-Anonymous-

"Nothing so stirs a man's conscience or excites his curiosity as a woman's silence."
-Thomas Hardy-